But there was no use pretending: I was not the sort of person who counted...– Jamaica Kincaid, Lucy (via derica)
Mariah says, “I have Indian blood in me,” and underneath everything I could...– Jamaica Kincaid, Lucy, p.41 (via derica)
The costs of construction they cited were ridiculously overestimated, though I...– Admiral Conan Motti of the Imperial Starfleet, responding on Tuesday to a White House response after a petition seeking the construction of a Death Star received well over 25,000 signatures. Last week, the White House said it would not be building a Death Star, citing, among other things,...
”I was homophobic. So God gave me three gay kids and told me to grow the hell...– My friends Mom. (via homoliciouscub)
theinsanesherlockfandom: intelligentairhead: thebaconsandwichofregret: trickster-butt: littlemisshamish: petition to replace the phrase “when hell freezes over” with “when sherlock season 3 airs” Where do i sign co-signed witnessed
today is the first Friday of 2013. reblog now or...
the1dboobyvibe: thebobbyhall: yerawizardjessykah: its-gotta-be-harry: I reblog this just because of the gifs. Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^ REBLOG FOR THE GIFS OMG LOOLOLOLOL I miss this song. now that i know the alternative is gangnam style i miss this song
dumbdrunkbitches: i am beginning to get genuinely concerned about my lack of motivation to do anything ever.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.